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Charlie and the war against the grannies

Brough, Alan2016
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My name is Charlie Ian Duncan. I will be 12 on 2 February. I have written this history of my war with the grannies because I need everyone to know that I didn't mean for Mrs Cyclopolos to blow up. I just wanted a paper round. The grannies started it when I asked them about a paper round and they sprayed me in the face with rooster brand chilli sauce and made me think that I was dead. Hils and I decided to go to war with them but then I discovered one of the grannies had a glass eye and I wasn't sure if it was okay to go to war against someone with a glass eye but then I discovered that the granny with the glass eye could pinch bricks in half, turn her snot-covered hankies into deadly throwing weapons and possessed a truly terrible device called the Gnashing Gnet.
Author:
Imprint:
Sydney, New South Wales : Pan Macmillan, 2016.
Collation:
268 pages ; 20 cm.
Series title:
Notes:
"I didn't want Mrs Cyclopolos to explode. I just wanted a paper round." - back cover.
Audience:
Upper primary
ISBN:
9781743540121 (paperback)
Language:
English
BRN:
316530
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